Hoo boy. Do I ever not want to know what George R. R. Martin dreams about.
All right. Let’s back up. Hello, by the way, this is a blog, I keep abandoning it, the worst blogger is me, etc. Pretty much the only reason I’ve returned here “recently” (last post was in March! Geez) is because I want to Opine about something, and lo and behold, I have come here to do it again. Most of my writing energy these days goes straight into working on my novel draft, the still-untitled Terriblebook which is now clocking in at 118k. A little has been devoted to writing a play I shouldn’t be writing and composing the odd poem here and there. But! Discipline! At all times I try to tell myself that if I’m ever going to finish this damn thing, I must keep going and save other projects for later. Chronological order or bust, you sons of mothers. On squeaky wheels of clunky sentences and excessive dialogue, yea, shall I reach the end of the line.
But Terriblebook is fantasy! And I have been thinking a lot about fantasy therefore. Which is why when I happened upon this George R. R. Martin quote (link is to his hilariously ’90s-tastic website) I could not resist having Opinions about it. Here is an excerpt:
Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end. Reality is the strip malls of Burbank, the smokestacks of Cleveland, a parking garage in Newark. Fantasy is the towers of Minas Tirith, the ancient stones of Gormenghast, the halls of Camelot. Fantasy flies on the wings of Icarus, reality on Southwest Airlines. Why do our dreams become so much smaller when they finally come true?
Setting aside the purple prose-y quality of the quote (“obsidian veined with gold”? “wines as sweet as summer”? really?) and the general unevenness of its comparisons (honey is to tofu as Cleveland is to Minas Tirith — wait — and anyone who flies Air Icarus is in for a nasty surprise!) … let’s talk about it.